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Post by Spock on Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:34 am

Post ways to die in Star Trek, being a redshirt to assimilated by the borg. Explain why you will die in these events.
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Re: 100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post by Spock on Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:02 am

100 ways to die in Star Trek
Star Trek Enterprise
1. Getting in trouble with Rigellians.
2. A starship posing as yours.
3. Getting destroyed by a starship posing as a weak freighter.
4. Using the transporter (transporters that were untested).
5. Firing on the Xindii sphere.
6. Getting shot by a torpedo from another sector.
7. Getting killed by a phaser blast form a former battle.
8. Going into a mine field.
Wait...
8. Going into a cloaked mine field. (That’s better)
9. Getting shot by a phase pistol.
10. Bringing a knife to a fistfight.
Wait...
10. Bringing a fist to a knife fight. (Better)
11. Trying to escape form Captain Archer.
12. Pawned by a Borg Modified Freighter.
13. Bringing a Torpedo to a Phaser fight.
14. Bringing Orion Women with you.
15. Dealing with an Orion Trader.
16. Being distracted by Orion Women.
17. Getting into Section 13. (or is it 14?)
18. Trying to be a hero.
19. Getting assimilated by the Borg.
20. Attacked by Augments, Klingon or Human.

Star Trek The Original Series
1. Ignoring a Melkoth Signal.
2. Testing a Computer that doesn’t require humans to work a starship.
3. Transporting into an alternate universe.
4. Trusting a Yang.
5. Trying to frame Kirk by using the Yang’s’ spiritual beliefs.
6. Fighting with a Yang.
7. Pawned by Kirk, whether you are a Vulcan or not.
8. Trying to shoot the Enterprise with a nuclear weapon.
9. Trying to implement Nazi protocol into an alien pre-warp society.
10. Getting your body taken over by a...god?
11. Thinking you can get away with anything from Kirk.
12. Trying to destroy a large energy feeding bacteria.
13. Being over guilty.
14. Revenge.
15. Being a redshirt.
16. Adhering to the Prime Directive.
17. Being shot by an over-maneuverable vessel.
18. Being a Klingon Agent.
19. Being a Klingon that is allergic to tribbles.
20. Testing Kirk’s patience.
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Re: 100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post by Spock on Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:15 am

Come on! Anyone?
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Re: 100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post by Kiyoshi Midnight on Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:18 am

I would let this die... No one's going to really participate in this kind of topic... There's really no point to it.. and watch Stre Trek: Voyager... you don't die by being assimiliated.

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Re: 100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post by Spock on Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:37 am

Yes you will, you are assimilated, and your friend have no choice but to kill you, so technically you die being assimilated. Spoiler ahead*
Spoiler:
(Star Trek First Contact).


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Re: 100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post by Kiyoshi Midnight on Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:12 pm

*Major ST Voyager spoiler ahead*
Spoiler:
They do have a choice because in Voyager, they severed 7 of 9's link to the Collective.



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Re: 100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post by Gonzales on Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:12 pm

isn't it section 31?
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you know, like the tal shiar or obsidian order, or the klingon intelligence, but fed
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Re: 100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post by emmy on Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:41 pm

oh come on. it's not like anyone who come here doesn't know that, thingy. even I know. and i am in no way a trekkie.
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Re: 100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post by darkjedi on Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:49 pm

WHAT????????

I shall close my ears!

You... you.... (insert flaming here) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Now you must deal with Kirk and SPOCK! And evil Spock at that! (No, not the one here)



They gonna busta cap on u!

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Re: 100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post by Darkwing on Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:09 am

and use.....THE ANTAGONISER!!!!

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Re: 100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post by Thingy on Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:59 am

Still, putting something in a spoiler wont take you more than a couple of seconds.
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Re: 100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post by Kiyoshi Midnight on Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:08 am

@Thingy: I do not like to use that feature, nor will I ever use that... It's not like I'm doing anything bad here, so you don't have any valid reason to edit my post, and thusly it was to prove a point to Spock.

@Darkwing: No, The Mechanist shall rid you of your evil insectoid ways!!

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Re: 100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post by Darkwing on Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:27 am

yeah, and spoilers are for spoilers and really long lists

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Re: 100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post by Thingy on Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:37 am

Exactly. If you are going to say something related to a movie/show/story and it isnt revealed at the beginning, put it in a spoiler. That way you'll avoid, you know, spoiling other people's experiences because you were too lazy to highlight a section of your post and click the spoiler button.
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Re: 100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post by Darkwing on Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:59 am

so..... should we spoiler the reviews too? what's being posted here is common knowledge, it's not like we're ruining someone's life by saying, yeah they took seven from the borg, sheesh, even the hobos on the street probably know that

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Re: 100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post by SilverShadows on Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:29 pm

[sarcasm] what they took seven from the borg[ sarcasm]
know review dont need to be unless you are talking about the plot or you can just write beware spoilers
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Re: 100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post by Thingy on Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:43 pm

Well... Yeah... The seven from the borg spoiler was a little overkill. But if you are going to say something that can spoil a part of a movie, show or game, spoiler it. And no, i dont think we should spoiler entire reviews, but at least spoiler anything that could spoil a part of the thing you're reviewing.
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Re: 100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post by Kiyoshi Midnight on Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:34 pm

Just don't edit posts like that again... seriously... nobody was doing anything wrong..

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Re: 100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post by Thingy on Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:28 pm

well, if you do anything wrong or forget/ignore to put something less obvious in spoilers, i'll edit your post.
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Re: 100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post by Spock on Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:05 am

Back on topic please.
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