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Elvis's Hair?

Post by darkjedi on Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:36 pm

What is thought to be a clump of Elvis Presley's hair was auctioned off at $15,000!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091012/ap_en_ot/us_elvis_auction

Come on! It's only hair!



You know that there's probably a guy somewhere with really cold balls, driving a new car, and laughing his ass off!

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Re: Elvis's Hair?

Post by Darkwing on Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:38 pm

well, somebody sold a bottle of air for several thousand dollars, it was like the scnt of Angelina Jolie as she walked past someone once or something like that

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Re: Elvis's Hair?

Post by ToaKaita47 on Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:40 pm

Dude, if I could sell even the tiniest strand of my hair for a million dollars I would.
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Post by darkjedi on Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:53 pm

How about you just shave your head, say that you have cancer, are receiving chemotherapy, and that you need money for your medical bills.

Then, open a lemonade stand.

Oh, and make sure you are a cute little girl.

So you'll probably have to get a sex change, get your legs and arms reduced, and grow out your hair.
Edit: You don't have to grow out your hair, since it will be shaven off anyways. Silly me!

And make sure you get the democratic media crews in your area to film your "struggle".

(Democrats are more humanitarian, and thus more susceptible to believing that your fraud is clean truth.)

The more publicity, the more money. In the end you get rich, and buy two yachts to sail the world's oceans. (One for me, one for you)

BTW, make sure that you buy me a plane ticket so that I can take pictures of you and show them to the rest of the forum. OH, and I would prefer to take the pictures after the sex change. LOL

These kids did it, and so can you!

http://www.alexslemonade.org/

(those unfortunate kids actually have cancer, but that doesn't mean that you can't still pull this off)


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Re: Elvis's Hair?

Post by Darkwing on Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:56 pm

this sounds too much like you've been planning this for some time now... Suspect

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Re: Elvis's Hair?

Post by darkjedi on Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:59 pm

I have. For years.....
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