One of Those Emails From My Aunt....

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One of Those Emails From My Aunt....

Post by darkjedi on Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:52 pm

Well, here it is...

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A cabbie picks up a Nun in San Francisco . She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.


She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'


She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'


'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'


She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'


The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'


'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'


The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.


But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.


'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'


'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'


The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

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Pretty sick right? lol!
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Re: One of Those Emails From My Aunt....

Post by SilverShadows on Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:15 pm

yes completely disgusting
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Re: One of Those Emails From My Aunt....

Post by darkjedi on Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:16 pm

I know! It's like vomit flavored jelly beans!

They taste terrible, but you eat them anyways.
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Re: One of Those Emails From My Aunt....

Post by SilverShadows on Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:17 pm

i dont think i would id just leave them or give them to someone i dislike
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Re: One of Those Emails From My Aunt....

Post by JPB18 on Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:28 pm

LOL! That pwned everything... poor guy...

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Re: One of Those Emails From My Aunt....

Post by darkjedi on Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:45 pm

I mean, how would you react to something like that?

Whew..
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Re: One of Those Emails From My Aunt....

Post by JPB18 on Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:46 pm

I would kill the guy with my bare hands... and then cut him to pieces and throw them to the aligators... or wolves...

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Re: One of Those Emails From My Aunt....

Post by emmy on Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:38 pm

that made me laaaaaawl... Laughing
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Re: One of Those Emails From My Aunt....

Post by darkjedi on Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:37 pm

Good.....

Do I get a cookie?
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Re: One of Those Emails From My Aunt....

Post by emmy on Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:59 am

no.

you get a tuna though.

*hands DJ a used tuna*
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Re: One of Those Emails From My Aunt....

Post by Spock on Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:38 am

I have crazy friends here!
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Re: One of Those Emails From My Aunt....

Post by Kiyoshi Midnight on Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:37 pm

Spock wrote:I have crazy friends here!

What is the actual importance of that to the topic? If you don't have anything relevant to the topic of what is being talked about, then don't post it.

I would love to have an aunt that sent me that stuff in emails!! That was quite funny.

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Re: One of Those Emails From My Aunt....

Post by SilverShadows on Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:48 pm

i wouldnt i find rather unerving coming from a family member and a female one at that i mean if it was from like a friend i mean fair enough but thats not really the type of thing i would want my aunt to send me
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Re: One of Those Emails From My Aunt....

Post by Spock on Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:43 am

One, the poster of this topic is crazy, and 2: You all are my friends! Crazy friends!
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Re: One of Those Emails From My Aunt....

Post by emmy on Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:24 am

Josh wrote:i wouldnt i find rather unerving coming from a family member and a female one at
Josh, you do realize i have to kick your sorry ass now for being a blatant sexist, right?

oh and spock, you´re here. that means you´re just as crazy.
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Re: One of Those Emails From My Aunt....

Post by Thingy on Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:33 pm

Let's... Just let this die, alright?
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